There are six word memoirs (see my blog post dated 8/27/12).
http://happyinhainesport.blogspot.com/2012/08/six-word-memoirs.html
There are five word horror stories.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/truly-terrifying-five-word-horror-stories?utm_term=.umxk8e01b#.rjd5VMOY0
Supposedly, there are four word obituaries. Douglas Legler from North Dakota managed to get the job done with two words, "Doug died." https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/07/02/doug-died-douglas-legler-obituary/29619781/ While we can laud Doug for being succinct, I think he could have given us a little more.
Mike and I racked our brains, but we didn't have much luck with the four word format. Troy Gentry's untimely demise at the Flying W inspired, Now there's just Montgomery. Sometimes people die during cosmetic surgery - Nip, Tuck ... Oh, f**k! Chuck Barris - Here today, gonged tomorrow.
Maybe Blah, blah, blah, blogged should be engraved on my tombstone. Does anybody out there have a decent four word obituary?
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