Poetizing

About dogs -

Mary had a little Bichon
He was as cute as a bug
And everywhere that Mary went
That Bichon peed on the rug.

Jack Sprat, he hated cats
His wife, she hated dogs
The household pet could be a bird
Or maybe pollywogs.



About romance -

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It would be nice
To get poems from you.

Every if they're silly
Even if they're corny
That kind of stuff
Really gets a girl horny.



About physical fitness -

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily ... merrily ...
Ah, screw it.  I hate rowing.