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Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Vacation Local - Main Street Manor Bed & Breakfast, Flemington, New Jersey

        Mike and I stayed at the Main Street Manor located at 194 Main Street in Flemington, New Jersey.  This Victorian home is beautifully maintained.  The innkeepers will attend to your every need while you are there.  We took some pictures, but their website says it all.

http://www.mainstreetmanor.com/index.html



The giant magnolia tree in the front shades the porch.  

Mike surveys the back of the house.  The second story porch (on the right) was our private porch during our stay. 

The huge front porch was a comfortable place to sit and watch the world go by.

The English Rose Room
Our room was spotless.

Our private porch was delightful in the early morning.

Check out the antique marble sink with lion's paw legs.

We had fresh flowers in our room.  Besides being a bed and breakfast, the Main Street Manor is a venue for small weddings.  I wonder if the bride in this picture ever lived in the house.

So pretty.

A First Course of Fresh Fruit Drizzled with Local Honey
A cheddar and spinach omelette followed.  Delicious.

Innkeepers are Marissa and Tim Bebout.  They supplied homemade cookies for the road.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Vacation Local - Grounds for Sculpture, Hamilton, New Jersey - Part 2

     The Grounds for Sculpture is hosting a special exhibition by Boaz Vaadia, an Isreali sculptor.  Vaadia's words are posted on a wall:

     "I truly believe artwork does not exist without the viewer.  As an artist you have to let it go - something happens that you are not a part of anymore and that is totally unique to the person viewing it.  When I see a person looking at my work, it's quite amazing to me to see the different reactions of each individual ...  When a viewer faces a piece of artwork, they bring all that is inherent in them, and my work creates a certain catalyst they react to - this exchange is really where I think a work of art exists."

     I suppose this means Mr. Vaadia won't be upset if he ever reads about the reactions Mike and I had to his work.  
     Much of Vaadia's work is made from salvaged material.  Earlier pieces used hair, branches, rope, and leather.  These pieces are all untitled.  We had a field day thinking up names.  

This is a rock draped in hair.  Mike decided it should have been called "Moe" after one of the Stooges.

Hmmm, let's see.  This reminds me of that 1960s toy Clackers.  Then again, they appear to be made of brass.  They are kind of droopy and come in a pair.  Oh, I don't know.  What would you call this?  

My first reaction - this should be hitched up to a team of sled dogs.

My reaction to this and the piece that follows:
Are two enough?

Are three too many?
Does anyone besides me remember that question from an old laxative commercial?

Mike and I prefer Vaadia's stacked stone sculptures.  The stones are recycled building material - roof slates, tiles, window sills,  I'm a sucker for anything with a dog in it.

He looks relaxed.

I got an uneasy feeling that this poor soul was waiting for a sword to lop off his head.

        Creating art out of stacked stones has its challenges.  Stones are heavy.  Assembling the figure is a balancing act.  Chipping away at the edges of each layer is time consuming.  I would suggest giving it a go with cardboard if you want to make something in this style.

Deseño Cartonero or "Garbage Collector Design" is the work of Argentinian artist Santiago Morahan.  He purchases materials from scavengers, giving them higher prices than they would receive at the recycling facility.
 
   


Monday, August 29, 2016

Vacation Local - Grounds for Sculpture, Hamilton, New Jersey - Part 1

     The local movement isn't just about buying locally grown food or shopping in town instead of at the mall.  Why not vacation local?  Mike and I did just that, spending two days in Flemington, New Jersey.
     Since Flemington is only a ninety minute drive, we stopped along the way to visit the Grounds for Sculpture located in Hamilton, New Jersey.  We saw the sign for this attraction dozens of times when we traveled on Route 295.  Finally, we would spend a few hours there.
     John Seward Johnson II (grandson of the co-founder of Johnson & Johnson) founded the sculpture park and museum in 1992.  He wanted to create a venue where people could appreciate contemporary sculpture.  Initially, the organization hosted exhibitions, published catalogs, and offered educational programs.  In July 2000, the Grounds for Sculpture became a non-profit organization open to the public.
     Many artists' pieces are on display at the gardens.  There are many styles of work done in many mediums.  Though Johnson's painted bronzes are called kitschy by some, I loved them.  The displays invite you to join in and become part of the scene.  The best advice we received was to explore every path in the gardens.  You never know what you might find.

This welcoming committee meets you at the entrance.

Mike and "The Dancing Couple" by Seward Johnson

These "kids" dancing on the roof are a fun surprise.

We almost missed this lady scaling the building.  Actually, she's not climbing.  The piece is called "Nude Descending the Stair."  The sculptor is Frederick Morante. 

     If you like modern art, they have it.

"To Marcel Duchamp, 1887-1968, Artist, Tool and Die Maker"
Artist: William T. Wiley

"High Spirit"
Artist: Joel Perlman

"Potpourri"
Artist: Anthony Caro

     Some pieces are larger (much larger) than life.
   
"Confrontational Vurnerability"
Artisit: Seward Johnson
Inspired by Manet's "Olympia"

"The Daydream"
Artist: Seward Johnson

"Crossing Paths"
Artist: Seward Johnson

     We got into the act.

"The Hunting Party"
Artist: Seward Johnson
Inspired by Monet's "Femmes au Jardin"

Mike Cutting In

"Patient Fisherman"
Artist: Seward Johnson
I couldn't resist a little grab ass!

The Oligarchs
Artist: Michelle Post

"Chamber of Internal Dialog"
Artist: Seward Johnson
This little air conditioned room had pictures on opposite walls.  I'm facing a picture inspired by Munch's "The Scream."  There is another picture behind me, inspired by Rendon's "Silencio."  How many times have you debated whether to scream or keep quiet?

"Ex-halations"
Artist: Linda Fleming

"Seat of Sound"
Artist: Robert Cooke
If you make a giant percussion instrument, kids will bang on it.

"God Bless America"
Artist: Seward Johnson
Inspired by Grant Wood's "American Gothic"
If you install a great, big pole, they will pole dance.

La Gioconda et Moi

My Girl and Her Pearl

     Just because I liked them ...

"Mirage"
Artist: Ekaterina Harrison
"Don't step on her!" I hollered to Mike.

Artist: Seward Johnson
Inspired by Renoir's "After the Bath"

"Passage"
Artist: Kevin Lyles

This could also be titled "Rock and Roll."

"Untitled"
Artist: Nikki Rosato
This sculpture is made out of paper road maps.  The background is carefully cut away from the roads.  The lacy remains form the 3-D image. 

"Untitled"
Artist: Kiki Smith
Untitled?  How hard would it be to think up a name for this?  Nature Calls?  Relief?  Squat?

"The Awakening"
Artist: Seward Johnson
Don't wake up the sleeping giant.















                     

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

The Ultimate Moscow Mule

     I always check out the drink specials when we go out for dinner.  I'm almost always disappointed when the sweet and fruity raspberry lime martini I imagined turns out tasting like medicine.  Recently, I tried a Moscow Mule.  I declared it just all right, but Mike said it was kind of good.  Then he continued "sampling" my drink until it was almost gone.
     A few days later Mike came home with a six pack of ginger beer, the non-alcoholic main ingredient in a Moscow Mule.  Using a recipe from the internet, he mixed two Mules, and we sat on the patio evaluating our drinks like Robert Parker might analyze a Petite Sirah.  I tasted too much vodka and too little ginger beer.  Mike thought it needed more lime juice.  Within a few days we had created the ultimate Moscow Mule.
   
     Here it is:

     Start with two tall glasses.  Put six ice cubes in each glass.  Mike says it must be six.  Add 2 ounces of vodka and 3/4 ounce lime juice to each glass.  Finish by pouring 6 ounces of ginger beer (1/2 can) into each drink.  Give the concoction a swirl with a spoon.




   



   

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Kindle Me This, Batman!

       My ratio of reading books vs. listening to books just happens to work out to 5:1.  Again, all these books were free from the Burlington County Library.

     Naked by David Sedaris - Another collection of stories about David Sedaris' life.  Memoir doesn't have to be entirely factual, but the folks at the nudist colony where Sedaris had his first (and possibly only) naturist experience are saying he made some of this stuff up.  

     Bettyville: A Memoir by George Hodgman - Hodgman leaves his job in New York City and returns to Paris, Missouri to care for his elderly mother.  This should be required reading for everyone who has parents.

     True Story: Murder, Memoir, Mea Culpa by Michael Finkel - Finkel was a successful journalist with The New York Times Magazine until he got fired for making up his stories.  Then one of those you-can't-make-this-stuff-up things happened to him.  Christopher Longo, a murderer on the lam in Mexico, assumed Finkel's identity.  After Longo's arrest and return to the United States, Finkel interviewed him extensively and wrote this book.

     Incognito: The Secret Lives of the Brain by David Eagleman - Eagleman is a neuroscientist at Baylor University.  His book is about all the things that go on in your brain about which you have no awareness.  Nature or nurture?  I pick nature every time.

     Gifted Hands by Ben Carson, M.D. - Here's another memoir that's got people claiming it's a pack of lies.  Carson should have realized when he ran for the Republican presidential nomination that his every statement would be verified.  While the childhood deprivations, the anger management issues, and the acceptance to West Point might not be entirely accurate, Dr. Carson had to be a decent neurosurgeon in order to be the Director of Pediatric Neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins Hospital.  He could show a little humility, though.



            

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Holy Audiobooks, Batman!

     I am so addicted to audiobooks.  You can listen while you sew or while you pull weeds or even when you pull hair and black slime out of the bath tub drains.  What started as a 15 minute interlude while I relaxed and fell asleep has turned into an all day obsession.  Here are the latest reviews:

     Cold Sassy Tree by Olive Ann Burns - Just three weeks after his grandmother dies, Will Tweedy's grandfather marries a woman young enough to be his daughter.  The story is told from fourteen-year-old Will's perspective.  Like Margaret Mitchell and Harper Lee before her, Olive Ann Burns had one good novel in her - a really good novel.

     As Chimney Sweeps Come to Dust by Alan Bradley - Alan Bradley writes a young adult book series about Flavia De Luce, an eleven year old sleuth, who loves chemistry.  Chimney Sweeps is the most recent in the series.  Flavia leaves England and goes to boarding school in Canada where she solves the mystery of a body hidden in her dorm room's chimney.  She's a flippant little thing, so twelve year olds will like her more than parents will.

     Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee - To Kill a Mockingbird is a masterpiece.  Go Set a Watchman is a pretty good first draft.  Behind every successful novelist, there is a really good editor.

     You Better Not Cry by Augusten Burroughs - This is Burrough's memoir about Christmases past, from the time he chewed the face off a life sized Santa doll when he was a child to adult Christmases both sad and joyous.

     A Voyage Long and Strange: Rediscovering the New World by Tony Horwitz - Between Christopher Columbus in 1492 and the settlers at Jamestown and Plymouth Rock in the early 1600s, plenty of other people "discovered" America.  Read all about them in Horwitz's book.

     The Awakening by Kate Chopin - This book, first published in 1899, was titled A Solitary Soul.  It is one of the earliest American feminist novels.  It's good to be living now instead of then.

     Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson - Jenny Lawson had a hard time fitting in while growing up.  A lot of her problems could be blamed on her taxidermist father who boiled big vats of animal skulls in the back yard and who threw a bobcat on her boyfriend when he came to visit.  She concludes that all her childhood embarrassments helped her become the adult she is today, and she's pretty satisfied with how her life turned out.

     The Queen of the Night by Alexander Chee - In 1882, the daughter of Swiss immigrants to the United States loses her family to disease, so she decides to return to relatives in Switzerland, except she never gets there.  Instead, she goes to Paris, joins the circus, turns to prostitution, goes to jail and learns to be a seamstress, joins the palace staff at Versailles as a ladies' maid, and leaves that post to take singing lessons and eventually become an opera star.  Then the book gets really unbelievable.

     Songs of Willow Frost by Jamie Ford - A boy living in a Seattle orphanage during the Depression realizes that a Chinese singing sensation is the mother who gave him up years before.  What I found most interesting was the information about the Chinese film industry in Seattle.  White people had Hollywood; Asians had Seattle.

     The Painted Girls by Cathy Marie Buchanan - Marie van Goethem was the child ballerina who posed for Edgar Degas' statue, "The Little Dancer, Aged 14."  Buchanan takes what we know of Marie and her time to tell a story about the Paris ballet, the lower class families who pushed their girls into dance, and the upper class men who searched through the ranks of dancers for teenaged mistresses.

     The Paris Architect by Charles Belfoure - During the Nazi occupation of France, an architect designs hiding places for Jews.

     Gutenberg's Apprentice by Alix Christie - Before Amazon's Kindle, books came from printing presses.  Gutenberg was not the only guy using movable type to put scribes out of work, and he didn't get rich off of it.

     Amy and Isabelle by Elizabeth Strout - It's a mother/daughter story, and in the end we realize we would all be better off if we would be honest with each other and treat each other better.

     The Lady of the Rivers by Phillipa Gregory - I watched the Starz television series "The White Queen" which was based on Phillipa Gregory's historical novel series, The Cousins' War (The White Queen, The Red Queen, and The Kingmaker's Daughter).  The TV series was entertaining enough, but Mike and I spent a good portion of our viewing time searching for anachronisms - quilted vests that were obviously machine stitched, dresses with zippers, and acrylic finger nails.  Did I just see gutters and down spouts on that building?  There is nothing hokey about Gregory's The Lady of the Rivers, a prequel to The White Queen.  Sure, there's some witchcraft and fantasy, but people believed in that stuff back then.

     The Primates of Park Avenue by Wednesday Martin - Martin writes about her life living among the super rich of New York City's Upper East Side.  I never knew what a Birkin handbag was until I read this book.  I also need to sit Mike down to talk about a "wife bonus."  It's an annual financial incentive paid to wives based on their domestic and social performance through out the year.

     The Marriage of Opposites by Alice Hoffman - It's the story of Camille Pissarro's parents' romance and his struggle to pursue his art instead of going into the family business.

     The Dress Lodger by Sheri Holmes - This is the story of the 1831 cholera epidemic in Sunderland, England and a fifteen year old prostitute named Gustine, who walks the streets of Sunderland wearing a rented blue dress.  There's a body snatching doctor, a journalist with an overactive imagination, and a landlord/pimp who believes in conspiracy theories.

     The Romanov Bride by Robert Alexander - Duchess Elisavyeta is a Romanov who survives the Bolshevik Revolution.  After her husband's murder, she becomes the abbess of a convent. Though her life is dedicated to serving the less fortunate, the Bolsheviks eventually close her abbey and take her to Siberia where she is executed.

     Marie Therese, Child of Terror by Susan Nagel - This is the story of Loius XVI and Marie Antoinette's only surviving child.  Vive le roi!          

     The Innocents by Francesca Segal - A Jewish couple from North London have their lives mapped out until a wild American cousin gets in between them.

     Lookaway, Lookaway by Wilton Barnhardt - Southern Culture on the Skids pretty much sums it up - my apologies to the band.

     Someone by Alice McDermott - The "someone" is Marie.  The book is about her life.  The story is so ordinary and so profound.  I loved this book.

     Lady Maybe by Julie Klassen - It's a romance set in Regency England.

     Year of Wonders: A Novel of the Plague by Geraldine Brooks - In 1666, the plague broke out in Eyam, England.  This book has a weird feminist kind of ending.

     Uprooted by Naomi Novik - The critics loved this fantasy novel.  Beverly didn't.  I'm sure someone will make it into a movie... which I won't watch.

     That's twenty-five audiobooks, and they were free from the Burlington County Library.


       

Monday, August 8, 2016

More $#*! Mike Says

     Mike has coined a few new phrases since my February 22, 2013 blog entry in which I revealed his tendency to get creative with the English language.
     Sometimes he's almost poetic; sometimes he's just corny.  I was especially impressed the time we went out in the car to survey damage after a storm.  So many trees were missing limbs or were blown over.  Mike said if he had to rank the damaged trees from bad to worse  he couldn't do it, so he would have to give each tree an arboreal mention.  Contrast that to the time we were swarmed by gnats when we got out of the car.  Says Mike, "Someone put out the welcome gnats."    
     Occasionally, words don't fall trippingly from his tongue.  That's how Lumber Liquidators became Liquid Lumbidators.
     When words fail, he still manages to get his point across.  One time when I tried to guess who was singing a popular song, he told me, "I wouldn't know a Rihanna song from a Beyoncé song from a doughnut licker song."  Sorry Ariana.  
     And speaking of Beyoncé, I know he thinks she is a beautiful woman, so why he called her Big-oncé that time is a mystery to me.