Oh, for the Love of God...

     If you've begun speaking cursively and you want to maintain the buzz, check out these products.  It's a funny/sad collection.

It's a flask bangle.  Imagine taking a swig from your bracelet.

It's not a purse.  It's a wine box.

They call this breast enhancing sports bra the Wine Rack.  It holds a full bottle (750 ml.) of vino.

     There's  even a company that sells neckties which conceal 6 oz. of hootch.  It gives a whole new meaning to the terms "sneaky pete" and "power tie."  http://flasktie.co/magento/