I've been reading A Prairie Home Companion Pretty Good Joke Book. Some of them are real groaners. Some are pretty good. They have a whole section of Iowa jokes. Who knew? The winner of Survivor Philippines is from Iowa. If you've won a million dollars, you should be able to take a joke, so here goes:
Why don't they take coffee breaks in Iowa?
It takes too long to retrain them.
What do they call 100 John Deeres circling a McDonald's in Iowa?
Prom night.
Did you hear about the skeleton they found in the closet on the Iowa State campus last weekend?
He was the winner of the 1965 hide-and-seek contest.
How about the Iowan who went to the library and checked out a book called How to Hug?
He got home and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
And in the interest of fairness:
The reason New Yorkers are depressed is because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Ba-dum ching!
Funny... love it!
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