Is the Head Dead Yet?

     Mike and I begin our day by having coffee and reading the news, each at our separate computers.  Lately, we seem most interested in Dhokhar Tsarneav.
     "He's talking now," I shouted out the other day, to Mike, who was ensconced in his office.
     "Did you see he was moved from the hospital to prison?" Mike hollered to me this morning.
     "Yeah, how about that guy who was watching his girlfriend's dog, and he left it in the car for six days?" I replied.
     It was quiet for a while.  Then I came across this:

This foam and fiberglass head was floating in the Hudson River - http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/floating-7-foot-head-leaves-rowers-scratching-theirs-150612279--abc-news-topstories.html

     I admit it.  The quirkier, the dumber, the more sensational or unbelievable it is, the better I like the news.  It's just like Don Henley sang:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNC4FHR4XLA